Current Winning Conky

My current favorite Conky config that I use nowhere.

background no
xinerama_head 1
use_xft yes
xftfont Monospace:size=10
xftalpha 0.1
update_interval 2
total_run_times 0
own_window yes
own_window_type normal
own_window_transparent yes
own_window_hints undecorated,below,sticky,skip_taskbar,skip_pager
double_buffer yes
text_buffer_size 256
draw_shades no
draw_outline no
draw_borders no
draw_graph_borders no
default_color gray
default_shade_color red
default_outline_color green
alignment top_right
gap_x 10
gap_y 10
no_buffers no
uppercase no
cpu_avg_samples 2
net_avg_samples 1
override_utf8_locale yes
use_spacer none
own_window_argb_value 0
own_window_argb_visual yes
own_window_colour 000000
minimum_size 0 0
# Gris
color2 6D6D6D
# Blanco
color3 FFFFFF
# Verde
color4 20B2AA
# Morado
color5 99297B
# Rosa pálido
color6 D2CBDD
TEXT

${color4}╔════════════════════╗
${offset 15}${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}SYSTEM: ${color5}$nodename ${offset 9}${color4}├──────────────────────┐
${color4}├════════════════════╝ ${alignr}└─╾┄${offset 15}${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}${offset 24}Up Time: ${color5}$uptime ${color4}${alignr}${offset 16}└┄${offset 15}${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}Local Time: ${color5}$time ${color4}${alignr}${color2}${alignr}${voffset 4}${battery_short}${color4} ${battery_bar 14,140}${voffset -4}${color4}${offset 88}┌───────────────┶┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┷┵─╝
${offset 8}       ╔══┴══╗
${offset 32}${offset 9}${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}NET${color4}${offset 7}├──┬┄┄ ${color6}PUBLIC:${color5}${execi 3600 wget -q -O /dev/stdout http://checkip.dyndns.org/ | cut -d : -f 2- | cut -d \< -f -1}${color4}
${offset 32} ${offset 24}╚┬════╝ ${offset 8}└──────────────────────────┐
${offset 8}╔═════╗ | ${offset 40}  └┄ ${color6} LAN: ${color5}${addr eno1} ${alignr}${color4} |
┌┤ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}CPU${color4} ├─┤${offset 56} └┄ ${color6}WLAN: ${color5}${addr wlp2s0} ${alignr}${color4}│╚═════╝ │ ${alignr}${color2} ${wireless_essid wlp2s0} ${color4}───────┘
│        └ ${font Ubuntu:normal:size=9}${color2}${if_existing /sys/class/hwmon/hwmon0/temp1_input}${hwmon 0 temp 1}°C${else}${if_existing /sys/class/hwmon/hwmon1/temp1_input}${hwmon 1 temp 1}°C${else}temp not detected${endif}{else}temp not detected${endif}${if_existing /sys/class/hwmon/hwmon1/temp2_input}
${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color4}├─╾┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top name 1}${alignr}${color2}${top cpu 1}%
${color4}${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color4}└┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top name 2}${alignr}${color2}${top cpu 2}%
${color4}└┐ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color4}└┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top name 3}${alignr}${color2}${top cpu 3}%
${color4} └┐ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color4}└┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top name 4}${alignr}${color2}${top cpu 4}%
${color4}  └┐ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color4}└┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top name 5}${alignr}${color2}${top cpu 5}%
${color4}   └──────┐
       ╔══┴══╗
${offset 40}┌─┤${offset 9}${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}MEM${color4}${offset 7}├┄┄${color2}${font Monospace:normal:size=10} ${membar 16,140} $alignr $memperc% ${color4}
    ┌┤ ╚═════╝
${color4}   ┌┘└╾┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top_mem name 1}${color2}${alignr}${top_mem mem 1}%
${color4}  ┌┘  └┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top_mem name 2}${color2}${alignr}${top_mem mem 2}%
${color4}  │    └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top_mem name 3}${color2}${alignr}${top_mem mem 3}%
${color4}  └┐    └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top_mem name 4}${color2}${alignr}${top_mem mem 4}%
${color4}   └─┐   └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color5}${top_mem name 4}${color2}${alignr}${top_mem mem 5}%
${color4}╔════┴═╗
${color6}TODO ${color4}╚┬═════╝
 └╾┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}${exec cat ~/.calcurse/todo | head -1}
${color4}  └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}${exec cat ~/.calcurse/todo | head -2 | tail -1}
${color4}   └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}${exec cat ~/.calcurse/todo | head -3 | tail -1}
${color4}    └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}${exec cat ~/.calcurse/todo | head -4 | tail -1}
${color4}     └┄┄┄┄┄┄ ${font Monospace:normal:size=10}${color6}${exec cat ~/.calcurse/todo | head -5 | tail -1}
#${exec cat ~/.calcurse/apts | grep $(date '+%m/%d/%Y') }